io9 seemed like such a good scifi site, but obviously, I was mistaken.
You can’t resist a movie described by OG zinester Jim Goad like this:
Ape Canyon is guaranteed to be the funniest Bigfoot-rape comedy you’ll see this year. The fact that it is likely the only Bigfoot-rape comedy ever made shouldn’t dampen your enthusiasm.
…What I love about Ape Canyon is that its premise is just so plausible: Doesn’t it just make sense that Bigfoot is so good in the sack that women come to the forest in heat, screaming his name?