1. Shorter Larisa: The Republicans are hypocritical perverts.
2. The noose is tightening around Curt Weldon, but being a perv (see above link) Weldon’s probably into erotic asphyxiation, so even the non-erotic kind has to be a bit of a turn-on.
4. Don’t worry O-bots, Obama is just floating Veneman’s name so that when he picks Chuck Hagel as his Veep you’ll be relieved — because you’re all fucking stupid enough to let yourselves get punched in the face by Barry every day that on those odd occasions when he punches you in the stomach, it’s a welcome change.